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  dope 2002-02-11 13:16:25, Hit : 2680
Subject   Axis of evil
>From: "Kim, Min Jeong" <mj.kim@unesco.org>
>To: 'Mika' <mika@codeal.com>, 'Sarah' <chee5192@hotmail.com>, 'Svein'  
><s_hamnes@yahoo.no>, 'Yetta' <yetta.lee@eu.ysl.com>, 'Minna'  
><minna.karensalo@ibideneurope.fi>, "O'Sullivan, Jean"  
><j.osullivan@unesco.org>, 'Hee Kyoung' <kimmy7111@netsgo.com>, 'Hooran'  
><khooran@hanmail.net>, 'Ken' <kentaek@hotmail.com>, 'onni'  
><drdr@hananet.net>
>Subject: Axis of Evil
>Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2002 10:37:13 +0100
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>Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
>China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
>Evil,"
>which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea
>axis President Bush warned of his State of the  Union address.
>Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
>having,
>for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as  Evil...  in
>their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.  "Everybody knows
>we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the  best."
>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
>they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of  Evil.
>"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
>"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi  President
>Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World  War II you
>had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can  only have
>three.
>And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
>THE AXIS PANDEMIC
>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
>within minutes, France surrendered.
>Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
>became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had
>formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and
>Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and
>Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
>Disagreeable.
>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
>Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis  of
>Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host  the
>Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations  That
>Are
>Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About  America, while
>Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of  Countries That Be
>Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
>"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said  Scottish
>Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps  making
>fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes,  although he
>rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose  Names End in
>"Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false  application.
>Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the  charges.
>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
>world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
>
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